Every bathroom at Skyline offers a different experience. In a quest to find the best spot to answer nature’s call, we used a scale of 0 to 10 to categorize the ten bathrooms around the school.

Before we begin, it is important to note that custodians at Skyline take fantastic care of restrooms, and we are grateful for their work to keep them usable and clean. Still, some are easier to care for than others. So, without further ado, here are Skyline’s restrooms, from worst to best.

2400 Bathroom – Near Library:

If you’re looking for the best bathroom in Skyline, or at least one that you can use, skip this paragraph entirely. Not only does this bathroom not even exist on the official floor map, but if you do miraculously find it, it will most likely be locked. Legends say this bathroom has always had a troubled past.

Just keep walking. 0/10

1200 Bathroom – Near Studio Arts:

At first glance, many things were wrong with this location: an entire urinal cake was missing, the sinks were noticeably dirtier than previous bathrooms, toilet paper was left within the toilet and urinals, and one of the sinks completely does not work. During closer inspection, we found toilet paper remnants on the ceiling and a broken light.

Do not come. 2.5/10

 1400 Bathroom – Near Exit to Courtyard (1st Floor):

This bathroom is extremely spacious and bright–but that’s where the positives end. The water faucet that students use to wash their hands has a short duration and creates a strange buzzing noise.

When we visited, the paper towels had run out, the bathroom was overall dirty, and there was graffiti on the stalls and door. Overall, there are better places to relieve yourself.

Only if it’s an emergency. 3.5/10

 2100 Bathroom – Near Science Hallway:

There are several points of damage on the walls, namely several holes ranging from smaller dents on the stall walls to a larger broken-in hole on the main wall, as well as some paint cracks. However, these aesthetic issues do not affect the bathroom’s actual function as the sinks, toilets, and urinals all work well enough.

Decent. 5.5/10

1100 Bathroom – Near Science Hallway:

The massive hole on the wall in this bathroom caught our attention first, but we were soon distracted by the skid mark on the toilet bowl. Upon closer inspection, we found that the urinal was slightly sideways. Through testing the urinal, we found that the flush produced a “farting” sound. The sinks had great duration, but they are the sprinkler version.

Clean. 6/10

Lower Commons – Near Music Hallway:

The lower commons bathroom is legendarily large. However, this absolute unit of a bathroom has a horrid stench, worse than that of most bathrooms, no doubt exacerbated by the bathroom’s frequency and capacity. Bathroom passes, broken lights, dirty toilets, and paper towels are spread all over.

Massive. 7/10

3100 Bathroom – In Math Hallway:

The stall lock was extremely hard to use–it’s a workout just to close the door. The soap dispenser is also a little loose.

Apart from these two downsides, the bathroom is extremely clean, odorless, and induces an upbeat feeling, due to the fact that there is a window. This bathroom is less frequently used than others, which is great for those who enjoy privacy.

Solid. 7/10

Upper Commons – Near Lunchline:

 This bathroom has two stalls and one urinal, unlike most bathrooms which contain more urinals than stalls. Its location at the far end of the upper commons means only students from Mr. Hiatt’s class typically use it.

However, when lunchtime arrives, it is swarmed with students, smells like sharp urine, and the privacy is stripped away. When in class, though, it’s a nice, private, and generally clean option.

Good, but stay away during lunch. 8.5/10

2200 Bathroom – Near Lost and Found:

There are no major issues in structure that detract from the bathroom experience, and it was overall pristine other than some small cracks we found. Functionally, everything in this bathroom works as intended. The mirrors and sinks are exceptional, the latter boasting one of the best water flow durations in the entire school.

Elite sinks. 9/10

2700 Bathroom – Near Spartan Gym:

If you don’t mind going out of your way for an ideal experience, the bathroom at 2700 – located near the Spartan Gymnasium – is perfect for you. While the hole in the wall might throw you off initially, don’t be fooled. This bathroom stands out with great hardware, including strong and long running sinks and stalls with pristine hooks and handles.

We could keep listing its amazing features, but with a high rating, there is no doubt that this is the best bathroom in the school.

GOAT. 9.5/10

Our detailed analysis also revealed that the 2700 bathroom is the safe haven that students have been looking for. Its quality sinks and eco-friendly flushing undoubtedly merit it the title, “Skyline High School’s Best Bathroom.”

So next time you’re in the area, take advantage of all the top-tier amenities the 2700 bathroom has to offer. If you find yourself near the perpetually locked 2400 bathroom, just steer clear.